[Donna is blocking Bill's truck with her Mercedes]
Hey! What the hell guys?! Move!
Alright! Ya'll got your seat belts on?
[Donna throws her Benz in reverse and slams into Bill's truck]
Did you see that!? That son of a bitch just rear-ended me!
Am I dead?
WHAT THE HELL!?
Exactly Bill. What the hell? You just rear-ended me.
That is not what happened.
I got witnesses.
Yeah. It went down exactly as my girl said it did you mean bald man.
[To Ron] Hey what about you? Mister "a man's word is sacred."
Well it is but you're an asshole.
So we can settle this now. I will accept payment in van rentals.
GAH!
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