Aww cool cryptex! Can I have it!?
Hey! No, no you can't!
Where'd you get it!?
How do you know what a cryptex is?
I know what things are.
Well Leslie hid the location of our Valentine's meeting place in here. I've tried every five letter word that has anything to do with our third date.
Have you tried 'Fuck!?'
...That's a four letter word.
Oh. Add an 'S'?
I really don't think it's that.
I wish I could help you bro, I don't know if I can. You're like the second smartest guy I know. You should go to the first smartest guy I know.
[cut to Ben and Andy in Ron's office]
So the clue is inside and it takes a five-letter code to open.
...Did you try 'Fucks?'
Ha!
Yes! Why is that everyone's first suggestion?!
Just smart people.
I think I might be able to help you.
Told ya!
[Ron takes a hammer and smash open the cryptex]
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