[Andy and April Introduce Ben to Champion]
That is a three-legged dog.
His name is Champion cause he's the dog world's champion.
Okay I have to ask this, I'm sorry but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?
Three! That what makes him the best! He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.
Except for digging! He's really bad a digging.
And we remembered what you said about making decisions in the house. You wanna be involved, we get that. So, you just say the word and Champion goes back to the pound where he can be put down and killed forever.
...I'm not gonna send a three-legged dog to his death.
Yes!
But I'm also not gonna take care of him for you.
Well it would be nice if you helped a little. Because unlike you, Andy and I have jobs.
...Cruel but fair.
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