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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Chris and Tammy Two in “Unfinished Business”

Ms. Swanson, do you - as you claimed - have evidence that links Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt to law-breaking?

Absolutely. I have several photographs that will definitively prove...

May I remind you that you are under oath and if you lie I will fire you and have you prosecuted.

Nothing! They will definitively prove nothing. Oh, you cut me off. I don't have any evidence! Oh Chris, so silly. OK bye, guys! Leslie, have fun with this trial. Yay!

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