Tom, will you please tell the committee why we were kissing?
An online dating site randomly paired us up, so as a joke I thought it would be funny to pretend you and I were dating. And then you kissed me as a joke to shut me up.
But we never had any other romantic contact after that?
No, that would be like dating my older sister's elderly aunt.
No it wouldn't!
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