Well, I've made a little progress. I'm up to seven seconds with April.
[cut to Ann trying to talk to April]
Hey April, I was looking to get some new music and I was wondering if you could recommend anything.
...The internet.
I really like your haircut, where'd you get it?
Prison.
How's your sister doing?
She has the shingles.
Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City?
Alf.
[cut back to Ann being interviewed]
And nine seconds with Ron.
[cut to Ann trying to talk to Ron]
You're stranded on a desert island, what's the one thing you bring with you?
Silence...
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