When I was 18, Val Kilmer saw me at a mall and told me I should model.
...That never happened.
So Joan how is married life treating ya? Your husband still know he's the luckiest man in the world?
Santino and I are actually divorcing.
Oh...
It's actually quite liberating. I'm a woman with a strong sexual appetite. I'm like a caged peacock yearning for the wind on her haunches.
That's a...powerful metaphor...
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