[A mustache-less Ron walks in whistling cheerfully]
Good morning everyone!
Good morning sir! How can I help you? [she realizes it's Ron] Ron! Your mustache fell off!
Hahaha Leslie you goofball! Tammy pointed out that my face looked better without any hair on it and it did collect a lot of food crumbs which is very unsanitary.
What?
[to Jerry] Hey Jer! Hump day am I right buddy?
...What?
What is going on? Where's Tammy one?
She moved in with me. She's really helping me out. Yesterday she converted my bank account into a joint bank account with hers.
[sarcastically] Oh! That's great! And how is that gonna help?
...Not sure. When she explains it, it makes total sense.
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