How did you find out?
We've worked together for a while now. I'd like to think I know you pretty well. Plus, Ben butt-dialed me last night.
[Ron holds up his phone]
[over phone] OK, OK, and this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss.
[over phone] Whoa, Eleanor likes the tongue. Show me Pelosi again.
[over phone] OK, lay down...
[Ron puts his phone away]
Please tell me you hung up before Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Unfortunately not.
Ugh.
This is a scandal waiting to happen. If you get caught which you CLEARLY will, Chris will fire you and I won't be able to stop him.
Ron, we're being very careful.
[Ron holds up his phone]
[over phone] Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.
[over phone impersonating Ronald Reagan] Well, Maggie Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
OK, yes...
[over phone] Oh no!
...You've proven your point.
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