[Finishing talking to a guy] Cool, I'll see you around, maybe.
That went better, right!?
Yes! He did however, proudly tell me that he beat herpes...
[Donna grimaces]
I'm sorry Donna I'm gonna go home, I just found out Andy's getting married.
So?
So that's my ex-boyfriend...and we were together for a really long time.
[Sarcastically] Alright...
What!?
"What?" Listen, you are a hot young doctor.
I'm a nurse actually...
Okay I don't know you. But I do know that you can fix your attitude. Do you wanna go home and feel sorry for yourself about a man you didn't wanna marry? Or do you wanna go talk to that cute boy who's been looking at you and give him your number before I throw him in my Benz for myself?
...Alright.
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