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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ann and Donna in “Unfinished Business”

[Ann sees Donna at the same dating event she's at]

Ann

Donna! Oh my God, I am so excited to see you here! These things are horrible when you're by yourself. [Donna tries to ignore her] ...What?

Donna

Do you know where you are right now? We're in the jungle. There are no friends here! It's every woman for herself.

Ann

...You're joking right?

Donna

Do I look like I'm joking? Dating is a zero sum game. If you get a man, I don't get that man.

Ann

I'm here because of advice that you gave me to be more adventurous in my life.

Donna

Here's some more advice. Beat it!

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