I gotta nail the speech, so I brought in an expert: Jean-Ralphio.
Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good?
Sure.
OK, this is what I would do: I would start with a joke. Joke. Vince Vaughn quote, obviously.
Swingers or Crashers?
Fred Claus. Talk about Andy's ex-girlfriends, quote from Love Actually, hold back your tears, pause...drop the microphone, get out of that bitch.
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