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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Beefy Dude, Ann and others in “Unfinished Business”

BDBeefy Dude

I don't know what's sicker, me or your body.

Ann

You're not sick.

BDBeefy Dude

Maybe you should check out my abs.

Ann

Are you experiencing abdominal pain?

BDBeefy Dude

Every day at the gym [shows off abs] Feel.

Ann

Eww. [feels his abs and is impressed] Oh.

BDBeefy Dude

What are you doing tonight?

Ann

I think I'm gonna have to pass.

BDBeefy Dude

Your loss.

[Ann walks over by Donna]

Donna

Are you gonna hit that?

Ann

Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.

Donna

Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him. Abuse him. Lose him.

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