So Chris, what do you do up here in your spare time?
Well uh, I exercise and I exercise my mind. And I try to keep up on current events.
Oh that's what you call it?
Sorry?
How are things going with Ann? You know what's funny about Ann? She's my best friend. And anyone who'd hurt her is someone I would murder probably.
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