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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

April, Andy and others in “Unfinished Business”

I can get free drinks anytime I want.

How?

Umm I'm a girl in a sleazy club. [turns to the guy sitting next to her] Hey.

GGuy

Hey.

I hate drinking alone.

GGuy

Can I get you a drink?

Sure! [to bartender] Triple whiskey.

GGuy

What's your name?

Oprah!

GGuy

I'm Kevin.

Cool. [gets her whiskey] I kinda want to drink alone.

GGuy

But-

I said I want to drink alone. Thanks. Bye!

[turns back to Andy]

Here you take this one. I will get myself a martini from that idiot.

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