[Ron and Leslie walk into Tammy Two's office to find her bending over showing off her thong.]
[gasps] Whale tail! Whale tail! She's flashing a whale tail! Abort! Abort!
Hello Tammy.
Oh hello Ron. I didn't see you come in. I was just checking myself for scoliosis.
And?
Straight as an arrow. Just like somebody else I know. Jerky?
[Tammy Two takes out a large piece of jerky and starts eating it seductively]
Call off the dogs. You and I both know that in my entire adult life I have never checked a book out of the library.
[Tammy Two starts sexually smacking herself in the face with the jerky]
Oh my God she's amazing...
[chuckles] I admit there was a time when that sort of behavior would've driven me wild. But I'm in a healthy relationship now Tammy.
A relationship!? With whom!?
A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed pediatric surgeon named Wendy.
Sounds like a real whore.
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