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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Andy and April in “Unfinished Business”

So if you had to sleep with one of the old guys, who'd it be?

The super old one.

Really?

Mm-hm. I'm an eyebrow girl. I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off.

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