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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie, David and others in “Unfinished Business”

Clarence Carrington, David Moser, Michael Tansley, Ron Swanson. Gathered together on a beautiful day in this beautiful park. I think we should just take a moment and appreciate how lucky we are.

DDavid

I thought you were dead, Clarence.

CClarence

No, I'm going to outlive you and then I'm going to nail your wife.

DDavid

Screw you, you old coot.

MMichael

Classic David. You're worse than Ron.

Shut your damn mouth, Tansley.

OK great, let's go!

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