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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

Why didn’t you just tell everybody the truth?

Are you kidding me? Imagine what Tom would have said.

[cut to Leslie impersonating Tom]

Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What’d you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?

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