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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom and Carl in “Unfinished Business”

[Leslie, Tom, Jerry and Carl board a golf cart]

Tom

This thing is a mess.

CCarl

WE USED TO HAVE THREE CARS ACTUALLY. THE FIRST ONE GOT PUSHED INTO THE CREEK BY SOME KIDS. THE SECOND ONE RACCOONS GOT ONTO. THERE WAS URINE EVERYWHERE. AND THE THIRD ONE WAS RECENTLY STOLEN.

Tom

What’s this one?

CCarl

THIS IS THE SECOND ONE. THE RACCOON PISS ONE.

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