Ronald, I've done it. I've found your assistant and he's dope. His name is Jean-Ralphio. Jean-Ralphio!
Big T! Mr. Swanson, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot intern chick out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
Uh, take a seat.
Right, here we go.
So Jean-Ralphio...
You got him right here. Leave a message after the beep.
Why do I want you as my assistant?
For starters, access to the illest clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?
I think our only question is when can you start?
Right now. Let's do it.
Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?
Take care, buddy.
Boom.
So what do you think of your new assistant?
I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.
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