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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ron and April in “Unfinished Business”

Ron

Got a call from some panicky morning joggers. Apparently sanitation didn't empty this dumpster, to the raccoons delight.

April

I thought raccoons were supposed to be nocturnal.

Ron

Not in this town, sweetheart. In this town, they're 24/7. We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the kids for sport.

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