Well, based on that skit, I know you've heard about the new scandal that's about to break. Who told you? Was it the babysitter? Was it the nurse who delivered our love child?
What?
Stop playing dumb. You know damn well what happened. I got the babysitter pregnant. And when she was in the delivery room I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet...as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant. Hmm...Now which one of them told you? Was it the liver lady?
Wh...I...No one...I haven't...I haven't heard any of this. Ever. In my whole life.
Oh!
Believe me I would have remembered this.
Okay. Well, in that case, everything I just told you was just a funny prank.
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