Okay how are you feeling? Are you dizzy? Are you light headed?
When I look at my palm I see a lady's mouth french kissing a dog. Is that normal?
Is that normal?
Well the pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take?
Seven...Eight! But I washed them down with plenty of fluids. [shows the empty bottle of scotch]
No Ron you cannot drink scotch with this! You're gonna need to purge right now okay?
No I'm not wasting twenty year scotch.
Can you open his mouth Leslie?
What?
Open his mouth!
Okay.
I'm not making myself throw up.
Ron you have to.
I'm sorry we have to do this! This is for your own good!
I will bite you!
Grab his mustache!
OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
AHHHHHHHH!
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