I'm sorry Leslie, she wins. I can't resist her.
God Ron, you have to!
Stay out of this! This is our relationship. He's my man. And we have something twisted and beautiful. Oh...You want Ron. That's what this is all about.
No! That's insane! ...Fine, I had one dream. But no, no.
Baby, don't you see what's happening here? She's manipulating you because she's jealous of me, and the things I get to do to your body and face.
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