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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie, Tammy Two and others in “Unfinished Business”

Leslie

So Tammy, for that and many other reasons, Ron has decided to end this relationship.

Tammy Two

Wait a minute, Ron brought you here to break up with me for him?

Ron

She volunteered.

Tammy Two

Leslie, Ron doesn't wanna break up with me. What Ron wants to do is leave here right now, go to the sleaziest motel in town, and wrap himself around me like a coiled snake.

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