We've been tailing that kid for a couple hours. It must've been somebody else.
It was Pikitis. [shows Dave the peach pit] Believe me now?
That doesn't mean anything to me.
This is a peach pit!
Okay.
He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him! This is his ace of spades! This is his calling card! This is what he leaves all his victims. And it's still warm. Okay go and arrest him and send this to the lab!
We don't have a lab...
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