“Andy, it's Leslie, what did you mean when...” – Leslie, Parks and Recreation ... TV Quotes Database

[Leslie is leaving voicemails for Andy. Jump-cuts between messages]

[beep] Andy, it's Leslie, what did you mean when you said it's your only option? I think we should talk without lawyers present. If you want to meet just put a white chalk X on the mailbox across the street from city hall...or call me back. Just call me back!

[beep] Andy why aren't you returning my calls? Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer.

[beep] [in a fake accent] Hey Andy it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister. I don't know how to tell you this but, your uncle has passed. He's with Jesus now. So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at city hall...

[beep] HEY FREE GUITARS AT CITY HALL EVERYBODY RUN!

[beep] [in a robot voice] Because of a local disaster you...Andy. Dwyer...must go to the evacuation center at...Pawnee. City. Hall.