Hey can I smoke in here?
You don't smoke.
Just asking if I can.
Are you high?
I'm high on Kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
That's right you never did ask me for permission did you? Well I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the City Manager and now this entire department is ka-screwed!
...Ron I am so so so sorry!
What the ka-fuck were you thinking?
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