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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

April and Ron in “Unfinished Business”

[Ron has a hernia and is waiting for April to return with a car and bring him to the hospital. April enters.]

Yo. I had to wait 'til my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. You ready?

I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.

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