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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

April and Ron in “Unfinished Business”

[April finds Ron still in his chair at the office]

April

Do you live here?

Ron

April?

April

Yeah. Do you live here?

Ron

No.

April

Catch. [throws a marker at Ron and it just hits him in the face] Yeah I thought so. I went home but I had this strange feeling that there was something wrong with you so I came back.

Ron

It's just a minor medical issue.

April

AIDS?

Ron

...No I'm safe.

April

Blindness?

Ron

...No.

April

Is it like a parasite or a virus or something you get from a bee?

Ron

I have a hernia.

April

Do you have syphilis?

Ron

I said it's a hernia.

April

I know. It's possible to have two things.

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