This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben.
Hey.
Hey...oh...wait, sorry. What's the situation?
What do you mean?
How does this work?
Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.
DDerek
It's not that complicated.
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