MMan
Park, huh? Sounds like a really good idea.
Great. Would you be willing to come to a town meeting and show your support?
MMan
Absolutely. Now is this park gonna have a playground or maybe a pool for the kids?
Oh, how old are your kids?
MMan
No kids.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna put him down as a "yes."
Don't do that.
MMan
Also, is the park gonna be at least a thousand feet from my house? Because, y'know, I really can't move again.
April, please stand behind me.
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