TV show quotes
Break, O Earth; Dry up, O sea; Burn out, O sun; Grant us power Earthly leaders and gate keepers of Hell. Guide us, makers of the underworld! We are high-class Demon Commanders!
I'm Scanty!
And I'm her darling little sister, Kneesocks!
Well, fuck me in the keyhole.
O pitiful shadow...
...lost in the...
...dark...
O evil...
...spirits... uh... Heaven and Earth...
Uh... something about maidens... ...and striking down with great vengeance and furious anger!
Returning you.
Somewhere for something.
You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!
Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong.
You're the ones acting irresponsible, so you crawl into my vagina!
This is some bad shit, Stocking!
Just shut up and hammer!
[she bars the door] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! [a dog zombie appeared by the barred door; Panty uses a gun against the dog] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! They're all immune!
That's why you should hammer, stupid!
Fine. I will! [she hits the dog with a hammer] Take that, dog dick!
You've been shooting 'em for three hours! And you think a hammer's gonna magically do the trick?
Shut up, bitch! Where did these freaks come from, anyway?
Yeah, the cops didn't say anything about all these fucking ghosts, obviously.
Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!
He smells my panties, yet somehow I'm the bad guy?
I just creamed so fucking hard.
It's one of our most vital rules!
FUCK the shit out of all of that!
Final point! You ready?
Go! Fly, Sister!
Well this has been rather diverting but it's time to wrap things up, what do you say?
Stockin'!
Got it!
Perfect shot! Game over! You're about to get hardcore served! Repent, bitches!
Shit! Stupid fucking starfish! Fuck! Stupid sea urchins!
Are you fucking me right now!? You lyin' sacks of Angel shit! You're supposed to be emissaries of God, not selfish, chicken-headed hoes!
Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!
Which would rock, 'cause then he could only use half his face to yell at us.
Shut the fuck up! You need to worry about your shitty-ass situation, not me! Focus, bitches! While you've been cock-jumpin' and embracing your inevitable diabetic coma, shit's been going down with the Ghosts in this town! People's freakin' the fuck out! Now, does "Hell on Earth" mean anything to you hookers? You need to stop acting like a couple o' Babylonian hoes and remember why the fuck you're here to begin with!
This is taking for-fucking-ever, what time is it?
You've got a watch, right? [Stocking looks at her watch]
What the shit-hell?! We've been waiting for five goddamn hours!
I bet that fuckin' afro-taint-licker is trying to starve us to death. (To Garterbelt) Dude! Garter! Why don't you hurry the fuck up, for Christ's sake!?
If we die out here, we're gonna kill you!
Patience is a virtue! Shut the fuck up, bitches!
Hmph! God, this is such bullshit, I guess we're just supposed to just sit here and wait around 'til dinner for that slow-ass dickwad to get around to making us lunch!
He spent all of yesterday in the kitchen too, and what did he have installed when we were at the club? A fucking door! [the words "fucking door" appear as she yelled the last two words] It's so not fengshui.
Putting up with his mood swings is worse than dealing with those angel bitches.
You're right, I'm just a little bitch and I'm proud of it. But guess what, douchebag? That's not the point. News flash, I don't need special fucking powers to beat the shit out of you. You know why? Because I'm a bitch who doesn't give a fuck. You and your half-dead face can preach about hymens and demons and other weird words that supposedly mean shit, but that doesn't change the fact that if any of you fuckers get in my way, I'm gonna kick some twisted-ass ass. You hear me, dick? I'm a hot bitch angel named Panty. And no matter what anyone says, I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!
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