Garterbelt quotes from Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Garterbelt

Now, don't forget. Angels, another mandate has arrived. Get your lazy asses to the scene, immediately! Alright, this is the part where you're supposed to get the fuck up!

Stocking

No way.

Panty

Yeah, that's not gonna happen, Garter.

Garterbelt

Holy shit. What now? Son of a bitch.

You heard what I said! I'm not going anywhere with that goddamn waste of space whore! Who the fuck are you calling a whore!? Hey, fuck off, cuntbag! I'm so fucking over you! Quit copying me!

Panty

Where the fuck did you come from?

Garterbelt

Your momma's ass.

Garterbelt

You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!

Panty

Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong.

Garterbelt

You're the ones acting irresponsible, so you crawl into my vagina!

Garterbelt

Are you fucking me right now!? You lyin' sacks of Angel shit! You're supposed to be emissaries of God, not selfish, chicken-headed hoes!

Panty

Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!

Stocking

Which would rock, 'cause then he could only use half his face to yell at us.

Garterbelt

Shut the fuck up! You need to worry about your shitty-ass situation, not me! Focus, bitches! While you've been cock-jumpin' and embracing your inevitable diabetic coma, shit's been going down with the Ghosts in this town! People's freakin' the fuck out! Now, does "Hell on Earth" mean anything to you hookers? You need to stop acting like a couple o' Babylonian hoes and remember why the fuck you're here to begin with!

Stocking

This is taking for-fucking-ever, what time is it?

Panty

You've got a watch, right? [Stocking looks at her watch]

Stocking

What the shit-hell?! We've been waiting for five goddamn hours!

Panty

I bet that fuckin' afro-taint-licker is trying to starve us to death. (To Garterbelt) Dude! Garter! Why don't you hurry the fuck up, for Christ's sake!?

Stocking

If we die out here, we're gonna kill you!

Garterbelt

Patience is a virtue! Shut the fuck up, bitches!

Panty

Hmph! God, this is such bullshit, I guess we're just supposed to just sit here and wait around 'til dinner for that slow-ass dickwad to get around to making us lunch!

Stocking

He spent all of yesterday in the kitchen too, and what did he have installed when we were at the club? A fucking door! [the words "fucking door" appear as she yelled the last two words] It's so not fengshui.