Panty quotes from Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

O pitiful shadow...

Panty

...lost in the...

Stocking

...dark...

Panty

O evil...

Stocking

...spirits... uh... Heaven and Earth...

Uh... something about maidens... ...and striking down with great vengeance and furious anger!

Stocking

Returning you.

Panty

Somewhere for something.

Garterbelt

You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!

Panty

Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong.

Garterbelt

You're the ones acting irresponsible, so you crawl into my vagina!

Panty

This is some bad shit, Stocking!

Stocking

Just shut up and hammer!

Panty

[she bars the door] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! [a dog zombie appeared by the barred door; Panty uses a gun against the dog] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! They're all immune!

Stocking

That's why you should hammer, stupid!

Panty

Fine. I will! [she hits the dog with a hammer] Take that, dog dick!

Stocking

You've been shooting 'em for three hours! And you think a hammer's gonna magically do the trick?

Panty

Shut up, bitch! Where did these freaks come from, anyway?

Stocking

Yeah, the cops didn't say anything about all these fucking ghosts, obviously.

Kneesocks

It's one of our most vital rules!

Panty

FUCK the shit out of all of that!

Scanty

Final point! You ready?

Kneesocks

Go! Fly, Sister!

Scanty

Well this has been rather diverting but it's time to wrap things up, what do you say?

Panty

Stockin'!

Stocking

Got it!

Panty

Perfect shot! Game over! You're about to get hardcore served! Repent, bitches!

Garterbelt

Are you fucking me right now!? You lyin' sacks of Angel shit! You're supposed to be emissaries of God, not selfish, chicken-headed hoes!

Panty

Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!

Stocking

Which would rock, 'cause then he could only use half his face to yell at us.

Garterbelt

Shut the fuck up! You need to worry about your shitty-ass situation, not me! Focus, bitches! While you've been cock-jumpin' and embracing your inevitable diabetic coma, shit's been going down with the Ghosts in this town! People's freakin' the fuck out! Now, does "Hell on Earth" mean anything to you hookers? You need to stop acting like a couple o' Babylonian hoes and remember why the fuck you're here to begin with!

Stocking

This is taking for-fucking-ever, what time is it?

Panty

You've got a watch, right? [Stocking looks at her watch]

Stocking

What the shit-hell?! We've been waiting for five goddamn hours!

Panty

I bet that fuckin' afro-taint-licker is trying to starve us to death. (To Garterbelt) Dude! Garter! Why don't you hurry the fuck up, for Christ's sake!?

Stocking

If we die out here, we're gonna kill you!

Garterbelt

Patience is a virtue! Shut the fuck up, bitches!

Panty

Hmph! God, this is such bullshit, I guess we're just supposed to just sit here and wait around 'til dinner for that slow-ass dickwad to get around to making us lunch!

Stocking

He spent all of yesterday in the kitchen too, and what did he have installed when we were at the club? A fucking door! [the words "fucking door" appear as she yelled the last two words] It's so not fengshui.

Panty

Sorry for the wait! I hope you guys are ready for a fuckin' party, now!

Stocking

So, in the immortal words, of Panty and Stocking Anarchy.

Panty

Say it with me.

Repent, motherfuckers!

Panty

O pitiful shadows and evil spirits born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth!

Stocking

May the thunderous power from our garments. Strike down up on you with great vengeance and furious anger!

May that power shatter your loathsome impurities and return you from whence you came!

No, you can't! Stop! If you shoot, you'll ruin everything!

Panty

What? Hey, Meth Face, at what point have we ever done what you said! In other words, toss my salad, dipshit!

Stocking

Yeah, we're sorry. But we're not into your public masturbation games; we keep that crap at home where it belongs!

Don't do this! You can't! Who are you people?

Panty

Angels. Obviously. Hey, Stockin'?

Stocking

Panty!

Let's do this! Oh, Corset? Repent, motherfucker!