Wirt quotes from Over the Garden Wall

Hey, Wirt, whatcha doing?

Wirt

Nothing.

I was helping old lady Daniels rake some leaves in exchange for candy.

Wirt

Greg, it's Halloween. Candy is free.

Wirt

What the... Beatrice?

Beatrice

Wirt!

Wirt

Beatrice! What are you doing out there?

Beatrice

I saw Greg!

Wirt

What?

Beatrice

I saw Greg. He was w-with someone.

Wirt

Wait. that's dumb.

Beast

What?

Wirt

That's dumb. I'm not just gonna just wander around in the woods for the rest of my life.

Beast

I'm trying to help you.

Wirt

You're not trying to help me. You just have some weird obsession with keeping this lantern lit. It's almost like your soul is in this lantern.

Beast

Are you ready to see true darkness?

Wirt

[Scared in a small squeaky voice] Are y-[Clears his throat, becoming serious] Are you?

Beast

[Panicked] DON'T!!! DON'T!!!!

Beatrice

Wirt...

Wirt

Come with us.

Beatrice

I--I got to go home, too, admit to my family it's my fault they're bluebirds.

Beatrice

What?

Wirt

The scissors that'll make your family human again.

Beatrice

You had them all along!

Wirt

I-I used them to escape Adelaide, and then--then... yeah, I-I was sort of mad at you.

Beatrice

[tearfully] Oh, you... wonderful mistake of nature!

Beast

You see, Woodsman? All who perish here will become trees for the lantern. Cut them down with your ax. Go! Now!

Woodsman

NO!! [He swings the lantern showing the beast in full color for a fraction of a second. The Woodsman opens the latern]

Beast

STOP! You'll never see your daughter again Woodsman! Are you really ready to go back to that empty house? [The Woodsman sheds a tear as he realizes this might be true, then angrily raises the lantern and inhales] NO! WOODSMAN!!! [The Woodsman blows out the lantern, killing the beast]

Wirt

Our frog.

Our frog!

Our frog?