(wearing a "Trotter crash-turban") I look like a human cannonball that's just crashed into a washing line!
During the war...
Will you shut up!? Can't you see that Rodney and I are in the middle of a very important board meeting? We don't wanna hear stories about U-Boats and giant squids!
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