[Del (still wearing the diving suit, helmet and all), Trigger, and Denzil arrive at the council waste disposal depot in Denzil's van, with the barrels, only to find it closed.]
It's closed!
(checks watch) Well, it's a bit late, innit?.
(turns to face Trigger) What d'you mean, "it's a bit late"? You said it was open twenty-four hours a day!
Yeah, but not at night!
[Del glares at Trigger, angry, then relents.]
Bint!
[despairingly] So what do we do now? We've got six thousand gallons of...something, in the back of my van!
We could take it down the other council depot I used to work at.
Is it open?
No.
[angry] Well, what's the point of taking it to your depot if that's not open either?!
[puts his hand in his pocket] Well, it soon will be open. [takes his hand out of his pocket. A set of keys are hanging from his fingers.] I got a spare set of keys here.
[glaring at Trigger] Bloody hell!
[to Del] Are you sure this is all right?
[angrily] WELL, WHO CARES?!
[nonchalantly] Yeah, no problems. [leans forward, to look backwards] Come on, back up. You're all right behind, Denzil.
I mean, is it legal?!
[angrily] YES! [Denzil jumps back in his seat] JUST... HUSH UP WITH YOU, DENZIL! [faces forward; calmer] Stone me, it's bloody hot in here! I can't see the fascination with this diving lark!
[Denzil reverses his van away from the waste disposal depot gates.]
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