[Raquel is in labour, in the hospital delivery room. There is a knock at the door]
Who is it, friend or enema? [laughs] Get it? - friend or enema!
Shut up, Del.
Yeah... yeah, shut up, Del... I'll just go and see who that is, sweetheart. [opens the door to find Albert]
The specialists are on their way, Del.
Good, good Unc, you go and sit down now, go on.
[A female nurse enters the room, followed by a male nurse]
Oh, excuse me, John, we're having a baby in here.
I know. That's why I'm here.
What are you, a pervo, or something?!
This is Mr McCallum - he's the midwife.
But he's a bloke!
I'm a trained midwife. Now please, get out of my way.
[panting] Just let him do his job, Del.
No, he's a bloke!
I don't care if he's a trained chimp, get out of his way!
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