[Albert doesn't quite understand the concept of the blow up dolls.]
They're big for little dolls, ain't they?
Unc, they ain't... ordinary dolls. You see them advertised in... magazines.
(starts to hunt around the living room) Where's that Radio Times?
Albert, have a day off, will you?! I mean... seedy magazines, for kinky, sleazy little men.
You're pulling my leg!
Oh, am I? You have a look at this, then! (produces an adult magazine from his jacket)
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