Ah, Picadilly. Right, that's mine and I have a hotel, so that's twelve hundred pounds.
Twelve hundred pounds for a hotel next to a smelly old waterworks?
What?
All them sewers. I'd rather sleep in the car, or look for a bed and breakfast.
No, you don't understand. Bless his little... Look, it's in the rules.
Twelve hundred quid-it's scandalous. I ain't a tourist you know.
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