[The Trotters have just finished attending an auction.]
Can you manage, Grandad?
Yeah, I think so, Del.
Mind your hernia! That's not bad, you know? I reckon we done well there.
Waste of money if you ask me, come all this way and all.
What do you mean a waste of money? They're beautiful! Not only are they exquisite ornaments, guaranteed to brighten any sideboard, they are also a revolving musical box!
They are China cats that play "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window."
What do you want for £1.25, "Okla-bleeding-homa"?!
Don't you think it's a bit sick? A cat playing a song about a dog.
No, it means they're unique.
It means there was a balls-up at the factory and they put the wrong chimes in.
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