TV show quotes
[After a row with Cassandra, Rodney storms back into Del's flat, interrupting a romantic meal Del and Raquel are having.]
That's it! Finished! Kaput! That was her last chance!
Good evening, Rodney.
I have never been so insulted in my life!
Well sit down bruv, let me have a go!
[When Rodney storms back to Nelson Mandela House after having an argument with Cassandra.]
Rodney, you'll have to at least talk to her sooner or later. There'll be things to be discussed.
Yeah, like who gets custody of Barbie and Ken.
(in the kitchen, talking to Rodney about why Raquel is sleeping in Rodney's bedroom) You don't get it, do you? You see Raquel, Raquel is a lady, and when a lady's ready to to... well when she's ready to, she will let me know.
How?
She'll give me a sign.
Like what?
I don't know?
Maybe she'll put an advertisment in the Sunday Sport, eh?
Me wife doesn't love me, me mum's left me, and some bastard's nicked me bike.
[Rodney and Del's arguing in the hallway has woken up a neighbour, who politely reminds them of the time.]
Erm, it's gone midnight!
(waving his fist in a threatening manner) Well go back to bed then.
[A frustrated Rodney is furious with Del for telling Cassandra about his originally planned movie date as the two stand outside in the street in the dark.]
Look, is there anything I can do to help?
Yes, piss off!
[Rodney and Del are rowing outside Rodney's flat]
Well thanks to you, my wife now thinks I'm having a passionate affair with the siren of the exhaust centre, and you've offended my neighbours!
People are trying to sleep!
Shut up!
Lovely Jubbly!
He who dares, wins!
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
He who dares Rodney, he who dares.
What a plonker!
Cushty!
Mum said to me on her deathbed...
You wally!!
Oh, Shut up, you tart!
You know it makes sense
Rodney, you dipstick!
Gordon Bennett! (Gordon Bennett, Rodney!)
Bloody 'ell!
Cosmic!/Cos-bloody-mic!
You git! You rotten git!
T'riffic!
Del Boy, I've burnt ya pizza.
During the war...
During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany...
I fought for this country
(To Rodney) Alright Dave
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