Toaster pastry you taste so good and yummy, toaster pastry get into my tummy, frosting doodle on my strudel, now I am going to eat you up.
Quinn it's time.
Huh. (With toaster pastry in her mouth)
S8 E17The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get
S8 E18Quite little voices
Oh, I can’t believe you’re gonna have a little sister. She’s gonna need you to watch out for her and protect her. Do you know, by the time she’s your age, you’re gonna be in high school.
And when you and dad were in high school, you had me.
That’s right… You’re not allowed to do that
I’m a little panicked, can you tell me a story?
Uh, story. Got it. What kind of story?
A story, any story.
Alright. Um. Uh, I got nothing.
In the history of the world, any story that’s ever been told.
Okay, I’m sorry. All I can think of is the Three Little Pigs… I don’t know why the Three Little Pigs, I have no idea.
Okay, how about this, did I ever tell you the story about the high school clown-
Don’t say clown!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Jerk. The high school jerk who fell for the beautiful, sarcastic girl who hated clowns. (flashback)...And they fell in love. And they have a son. And soon…
They’ll have a daughter.
And they all live happily ever after. I promise.
She just changed her mind, Brooke. She didn't want to do it alone, and then she wasn't alone. She held her in her arms,and she just couldn't go through with it.
It was a girl?
Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Lydia, I want you to meet someone you're gonna love so much. This is your Aunt Brooke...Brooke, this is Lydia Bob Scott. You want to hold her?
Yeah.
353,015. That’s how many babies were born today. And this one is mine. Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
S8 E19Where not to Look for Freedom
AKAugust Kellerman
Whatever you think you know,you've made a mistake.
I saw the car in your garage.
AKAugust Kellerman
First of all,my home and my vehicle are my own business. Beyond that, I had an accident.So what?
So what? So you nearly killed my son and a good friend.
AKAugust Kellerman
You're wrong. I swerved to miss some deer, and I hit a light pole.
You hit a car, Kellerman, on the Gabel Bridge, and then you drove away and left two people drowning in the river when the levee broke.
AKAugust Kellerman
I didn't...
You didn't what? You didn't do it, or you don't remember doing it, considering the empty bottle of bourbon I found underneath your front seat?
AKAugust Kellerman
You're making a mistake.
Okay.So, you had an accident the night of the big storm, you smashed the front of your late-model maroon Grand Wagoneer, and then you drove away without anybody seeing. Meanwhile, a different late-model maroon Grand Wagoneer crashed into my son's car on the same night at around the same time, and then also drove away. And the eyewitness is mistaken.
AKAugust Kellerman
I have nothing else to say to you.
Well, I have something to say to you. My son was trapped inside that car. He was scared, and he was alone, and you left him there. His godmother nearly died that night in front of his eyes. And you could have helped them, but instead, you slipped into the shadows like a coward. Well, I'm about to shine a light into those shadows because I know what you did, and you know what you did. And this is going to be made right by you or by me. You think about that.
I can't believe they're gonna tear down the Rivercourt. It's gonna be so weird not to have it here. It's sad. It reminds me that we're not who we used to be anymore.
I got an offer to go to New York.
What?
A job offer to move to New York and design.
For who?
Clothes Over Bros.
Is that something that you'd consider?
Victoria thinks I should...Maybe it’s good that the Rivercourt will be gone. When we see it, it just reminds us of what’s gone, who we thought we would be someday.
So, Kellerman came to see me yesterday. He admitted that it was him. He resigned his teaching position, and he offered to pay any costs associated with the accident, and he apologized.
He apologized?!
I'm not defending him, Julian. I just wanted you to know what happened. He said that he was hoping we wouldn't go to the cops, but if we did, he would accept whatever happens.
You see, this is what I'm talking about, Nate...so now it's on us? So I got to feel guilty if we turn in Kellerman for getting drunk and driving like an idiot? Great! That's on me now.
And me.What do you think?
I don't know. What do you think?
I think Kellerman's life was academia, and he just lost that. But if you want to turn him in, I'm completely fine with that, too.This has nothing to do with Ian or Fortitude.
I know that, but I want to talk to him.
Ian?
August Kellerman. I want to look him in the eye and hear his side of things.
I think that's fair
My name is Julian Baker. My wife, Brooke, was in the car you hit.
AKAugust Kellerman
I'm sorry for that.
And you think that's enough? I watched her lungs fill with water because of what you did. I watched her eyes go dim.
AKAugust Kellerman
I said I was sorry.
Well, "sorry" isn't enough. You insensitive jerk, that's my wife...you understand?...I nearly lost my wife. Nathan nearly lost his son. Do you know what that feels like?
KKellerman
Yes I do. I've lost both.
Hey.I think you should take that job in New York.
Would you be okay with that?
I'd be great with that. Are you kidding? I think it'd be good for both of us. Getting out of Tree Hill. What do you think?
I think you're right. I think we'd be happy in New York.
S8 E20The man who sailed around his souls
Hey, handsome.
Hi.
I turned down the job.
In New York? Why?
When I was living there and running Clothes Over Bros, my office looked out on this building nearby, and on the rooftop was a playground where all the grade-school kids would have recess. And some days when things were crazy...which was most days..I'd look out, and I'd watch those kids run around, and I'd think, "that's no way to play." I mean, I love New York, but living in constant fear of losing the kickball over the roof of your playground is kind of a rough way to grow up.
So you turned down the job because the schools have playgrounds on the roof?
I turned down the job because I don't want our child to have a playground on the roof. Unless it's the roof of my store here in Tree Hill.
Okay, you're losing me.
Chase had to take a drug test, but a guy in Kid Cudi's posse made him take a hit of a joint, so he asked Alex to pee in a cup for him because she's sober. Except Alex isn't really sober because she accidentally ate some of Quinn's pot brownies, so Alex came over to ask you, because her and Chase are getting closer, and she wanted to be the one to help him, but you weren't home, so Alex asked me. And the lab called Chase and said that he's pregnant.
What?
So Chase told Alex, and Alex told me, and I took a pregnancy test. We're pregnant.
Baby! I knew you could do it.
S8 E21Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating.
That's my point exactly.
Congratulations, by the way.
For what?
Well you’re scarfing that down like a homeless person, but you didn’t touch your sushi, and you were tossing your drinks over your shoulder all night, so congratulations...on being pregnant?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
it’s early and we haven’t told anybody yet.
I promise when you tell me for real i’ll act surprised, I’m so excited for you and Julian!
Thank you!
It's nice of you,to do this...spend a weekend trying to help Jamie. I'm sure he appreciates it.
Yeah. You know, sometimes I think about when we were kids and the memories I have of my parents and their friends. And then I think, "this is what they'll remember when they look back." You know, these are the days that they'll stories about. That's when I feel like I can do better, that I have the responsibility to try. You know, Jamie's gonna miss you when you leave to New York. He'll miss you and Brooke. We all will.
Uh...We're not leaving. Brooke passed on the job.
How come?
Because she's pregnant.
But I-I thought...
That she couldn't get pregnant? So did we. But she is. We just found out. I'm not supposed to tell anybody yet, so...
You fertile bastard.Wow.
I hope it's a girl and that she's just like her mom and that someday, she'll be best friends with Lydia Scott.
I'll drink to that.
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