I’m a little panicked, can you tell me a story?
Uh, story. Got it. What kind of story?
A story, any story.
Alright. Um. Uh, I got nothing.
In the history of the world, any story that’s ever been told.
Okay, I’m sorry. All I can think of is the Three Little Pigs… I don’t know why the Three Little Pigs, I have no idea.
Okay, how about this, did I ever tell you the story about the high school clown-
Don’t say clown!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Jerk. The high school jerk who fell for the beautiful, sarcastic girl who hated clowns. (flashback)...And they fell in love. And they have a son. And soon…
They’ll have a daughter.
And they all live happily ever after. I promise.
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