One Tree Hill · Season 7
Well, then you really were dreaming because there's no way to play this cool! This is the most uncool thing Taylor has ever done!
Morning kids!
Good morning, slut! You can get your things and go now
What's wrong? Are you still mad about me and David? That's so last night
You like that outfit enough to get buried in or do you wanna go put something on?
Why? It's nothing he hasn't seen before. But if you insist
Oh, come on, are you gonna say something?
I love you?
Girl behind the brown door. Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Hey Brooke how are you doing?
Yeah I’m just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.
Oh this must bring back a lot of memories for you.
You could say that…in high school this was Lucas’ bedroom.
[Clay was talking to the pig]
I feel bad, man, 'cause I love bacon. and I love pork chops.And I love ham, you know? But then I met you. Now I'm conflicted.
Look, I know you're planning On falling insanely in love with that pig, but can we please talk about something else?
Haley (to Jamie): You have a lot of fun with Junk and Fergie. The two of them equal one adult.
Who’s your favorite director?
John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision.
How’s it going J.Scott?
Too many girls at our house, not enough cereal.
You working hard, or hardly working? …Shrek 2.
Wow, that’s your movie quote? Shrek 2?
….I like Shrek 2.
I'm heading out. You okay?
Yeah. Tired.
Well, for what it's worth, I think you're doing great.
Thanks. Coming from you, that...Means everything.......Hey, brooke. I miss you.
Coming from you, that means everything, too.
You're taking good care of my daughter. I remember the day you came to ask our permission to marry her. You were so nervous. But I looked into your eyes and I just knew...
What did you know?
That you were going to change my daughters life. And I was right.
You are responsible for raising the woman who changed my entire world. I'll never forget that Lydia. Thank you for saying "yes".
Mother, you’re glowing. In fact, you’ve been glowing for days. It’s getting weird.
I suppose it’s because I’ve taken a lover.
Hi, friendly faces. Do you guys mind if I play third wheel for a little while? I'm not ready to go home yet.
Yeah, you just missed my Millie rant.
I want to hear the Millie rant.
Oh, we've moved on to the Julian rant.
Ooh, great. Can you at least start from the beginning?
You didn't miss much. I was just saying that sometimes our relationship seems so simple and easy. But no matter what, it just turns into a big mess. And there are days that I want to dive into that mess, but then, other days, I can't help but wonder if maybe we're just two people who don't work as a couple.
But you love him, right?
Like you don't even know.
Then don't wait. Life's too short to play games. If you love somebody and you want to be with them, then go get them. Deal with the mess later.We don't know what tomorrow will bring.
What is that?
That’s the costume for your jogger.
My lead actor looks like a cross between Richard Simmons and one of the Village People.
How am I gonna get through this?
Graciously and courageously, the way you always do, with me by at your side. Every step of the way.
You know what's good on a black eye?
If you say, "raw meat," I will tear out your tonsils, tie off your weiner bag, and castrate you like a bull.
I'm the donkey in a big, stupid shakespearean mixup.
You're not making any sense.
Alex slept with Alexander, not Julian. So, I ruined wardrobe... Bitched out the one man who makes my world turn... And clocked an interloping hoochie whose only mistake was boning Crocodile Dundee.
You realize you're overlooking the best part of this... Julian didn't sleep with Alex. And as far as that Shakespearean play, as I recall, the donkey gets turned back into a person once he realizes what an ass he's been.
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