How could I have signed my company over to that...
Slut?
Too nice. how about "Slunt"
S6 E8Our Life Is Not A Movie Or Maybe
LLuke
It’s set in high school. Doesn’t anyone get that? I mean.
Great. So I suppose you’ll be getting some snot from the CW...Well at least they’re hot.
My back is fine. I promise
Okay. That’s too bad, because, you know, Jamie’s sleeping over at Brooke’s and thought maybe you’d want a little massage. But you know, it’s fine. I’ll...
Well, it’s not perfect[gets up and follows]
First of all, you are fifteen years old. Second, you kidnapped a 5 year old child, you adolescent Nanny Carrie. And third, you are breaking and entering in the place where I work.
I think she’s like Quentin was when Mama met him. She’s nice, she’s just afraid to show it
I know there’s nothing I can say other than, ‘I’m sorry.’ I do these stupid things sometimes. I really am sorry though. You were nice to me, but I’m just not worth it.
And where do you think you’re going...You’re grounded
You’re not kicking me out?
No and I hope that someday, you stop acting surprised when you hear that
LLuke
Looks like you two have already met
Yes we have. And you know what Lucas, it feels like I’ve known her for years
S6 E9Sympathy For The Devil
Cemetery called. Apparently someone gave my tombstone a makeover. Any idea who'd do something like that?
What happened in the hallway?
I assume you mean-
Keith. Yeah. I've been asked to adapt my novel for a movie. They want me to write what happened. I can't do it. I can't see it, and I can't understand it.
Keith was holding Jimmy Edwards in the hallway. He turned and I shot him dead before he could say a word. Keith was a hero. You want to write the truth, you write it that way.
Why'd you do it?
Every good story needs a villain, Lucas. I'm sorry but I'm yours.
S6 E10Even Fairy Tale Characters Would Be Jealous
You must be Julian.
Brooke Davis, I've read all about you.
Good. Then you know being the third person in a Lucas/Peyton love triangle usually doesn't end well.
For who?
I think it's pretty clear in the book if you're not Lucas or Peyton you should just forget it. And just so you know, they are two of my best friends. So if you mess with them, I will mess with you.
That sounds like fun.
S6 E11We Three (My Echo, My Shadow and Me)
Not even I would shoot a man in the back, Lucas. Actually that's not true, I've shot several men in the back. Most of them deserved it but I wouldn't recommend you do it.
You're free now, Peyton.
S6 E12You Have To Be Joking – Autopsy Of Devil’s Brain
XDXavier Daniels
(opening voice-over) A little old man and I fell out. I'll tell you what it was all about. He had money and I had none. And that's the way the noise begun
Better go suit up. "Breakfast club." You were the priss.
Let me guess. You were the stoner?
Well, if you say so. They end up together.
Can I help you?
You should design the wardrobe for the movie.
I'm not a costume designer.
Oh. I can see that.
I'm starting a new line.
Well, okay, let me try this again. You should design the wardrobe for the movie. You were there, it's authentic, it's press-worthy, and I would be lucky to have you before the debut of your new line, which I'm sure is going to be fabulous. Sorry.
(answer the phone)
Hello? Yes, this is me. It is too me. Oh, listen, I'm with Brooke right now. No, I'm not gonna blow it. No, I am not. No, I'm not. Sorry. Sam says hi.
Sam? My sam? And why does my Sam have your phone number?
She has an interest in the film industry.
She is fifteen, you pervert.
Okay, just wrap your head around it, okay? You and the movie, I mean. Not me and Sam. She's only fifteen, you know. You pervert.
(voiceover during basketball tryouts) Numbers are funny. They can measure you, time you, and analyze you all they want, but they all know what really matters is how you play the game. He thinks I've lost a step because of my accident, so he's gonna play me tight. I haven't. Now he'll back off because he doesn't want to get beat off the dribble. Just a half step; that's a mistake. You ever hear the expression you can't measure heart? Well, the truth is they can't measure any of it: heart, want, need. They think I can't play point guard, but Q knew I could. You can't measure a dream.
I thought about it. And I'm not interested.
You couldn't have told me that over the phone?
Well, that, yeah, but the rest of this I wanted to say to your face. I don't trust you... Not with Peyton, and definitely not with Sam. And that is not gonna get you anywhere... the grin. I'm sure it's gotten you in a lot of doors and in a lot of beds, but it's not gonna do you any good with me.
Listen, Brooke, when I make a movie, I set the bar as high as I possibly can. I put together my wish-list cast, my wish-list crew, my wish-list designer, and sometimes, you know, the timing works out, the material works out, and you get lucky. Sometimes you don't. Good luck with everything.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's One Tree Hill pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.