XDXavier Daniels
(opening voice-over) A little old man and I fell out. I'll tell you what it was all about. He had money and I had none. And that's the way the noise begun
“You Have To Be Joking – Autopsy Of Devil’s Brain” · Season 6, Episode 12
In this episode: Brooke Davis (2), Julian Baker (2), Nathan Scott (1), Jamie Scott (1)
Better go suit up. "Breakfast club." You were the priss.
Let me guess. You were the stoner?
Well, if you say so. They end up together.
Can I help you?
You should design the wardrobe for the movie.
I'm not a costume designer.
Oh. I can see that.
I'm starting a new line.
Well, okay, let me try this again. You should design the wardrobe for the movie. You were there, it's authentic, it's press-worthy, and I would be lucky to have you before the debut of your new line, which I'm sure is going to be fabulous. Sorry.
(answer the phone)
Hello? Yes, this is me. It is too me. Oh, listen, I'm with Brooke right now. No, I'm not gonna blow it. No, I am not. No, I'm not. Sorry. Sam says hi.
Sam? My sam? And why does my Sam have your phone number?
She has an interest in the film industry.
She is fifteen, you pervert.
Okay, just wrap your head around it, okay? You and the movie, I mean. Not me and Sam. She's only fifteen, you know. You pervert.
(voiceover during basketball tryouts) Numbers are funny. They can measure you, time you, and analyze you all they want, but they all know what really matters is how you play the game. He thinks I've lost a step because of my accident, so he's gonna play me tight. I haven't. Now he'll back off because he doesn't want to get beat off the dribble. Just a half step; that's a mistake. You ever hear the expression you can't measure heart? Well, the truth is they can't measure any of it: heart, want, need. They think I can't play point guard, but Q knew I could. You can't measure a dream.
I thought about it. And I'm not interested.
You couldn't have told me that over the phone?
Well, that, yeah, but the rest of this I wanted to say to your face. I don't trust you... Not with Peyton, and definitely not with Sam. And that is not gonna get you anywhere... the grin. I'm sure it's gotten you in a lot of doors and in a lot of beds, but it's not gonna do you any good with me.
Listen, Brooke, when I make a movie, I set the bar as high as I possibly can. I put together my wish-list cast, my wish-list crew, my wish-list designer, and sometimes, you know, the timing works out, the material works out, and you get lucky. Sometimes you don't. Good luck with everything.
JSJamie Scott and Xavier Daniels
(ending voice-over) A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. And when the weeds begin to grow it's like a garden full of snow. And when the snow begins to fall it's like a bird upon the wall. And when the bird away does fly it's like an eagle in the sky. And when the sky begins to roar it's like a lion at the door. And when the door begins to crack it's like a stick across your back. And when your back begins to smart it's like a penknife in your heart. And when your heart begins to bleed, you're dead and dead and dead indeed.
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