TV show quotes
[Tim and Nathan knock on a front door]
Good evening Mr or Mrs Tree Hill resident [Tim holds up two cookie boxes] We are selling these delicious cookie to raise money for Lady Leprechauns, an organization that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful, independent women of tomorrow.
I can't believe that I'm wearing a skirt!
Yeah, I know, in public.
I told you; I got dressed, I threw up at my parent's house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.
Ok, hard image to forget. Uh, but, I meant more like, uh, I don't know; how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody with that escape hatch.
I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do, it was more about trusting myself.
[voiceover] Katherine Anne Porter once said: There seems to be a kind of order in the universe in the movement of the stars and in the turning of the earth and the changing of the seasons. But human life is almost pure chaos. Everyone takes his stance, asserts his own rights and feelings, mistaking the motives of others, and his own.
[Garage sale is happening on Brooke's front lawn.]
Hey, be careful with that. It's Venetian, and I'm not talking Vegas. [to Mouth] You finding anything?
Just this picture frame. [the frame still has a picture of Brooke inside].
Just take it.
No, I insist.
Thanks Mouth.
Hi. We didn't recognize the address. We won't buy anything.
It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So I'll give you the good friend discount.
[Haley walks away to look at things.]
How do you do it?
Do what?
You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.
You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.
Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.
What are you doing here?
I just wanted to say hello.
You've said it.
Nathan got into High Flyers. And, he couldn't have done it without you, so I ... I just thought you'd care to know.
Son, the mistake you're making is you think I care. About you, about the team, about anything. I lost the only thing I cared about a long time ago.
You know, I have this picture in my room, of the team, from your 500th win. Now the man in that photo looks like a guy to me that still cares about something. We need you coach... Not just to win games. We need you in our lives. Have the surgery.
Sorry, we're closed.
Yeah, I know. I was just wondering if I could post this flyer on your board. I'm auditioning bands for a local talent night.
All ages night? Tell you what, you can post it if you take your shirt off.
Excuse me?
Emo's crap. [Peyton's t-shirt says 'Finding Emo']. Gives punk a bad name.
You think?
I do.
Huh. Well, I guess those that can't do, sell records. You insult all your customers this way?
Well, since we're not really open, you're not really a customer.
Whatever, I'm going to school.
Don't forget your 'Get Up Kids' lunch box.
[hangs flyer] You know, it's real punk to be up at 7 am doing inventory.
I never went to sleep.
[to Nathan] You have any idea how many guys in the room wanna nail your wife right now?
[Voiceover] Oliver Wendell Holmes once said: Many people die with their music still in them. Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live. Before they know it, time runs out.
It's another mechanic stripper! ......No.. just Lucas.
[to Brooke] Ok, let’s see what you got. [goes through the cds] Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Lucky for you, crap sells.
[to Anna] Hi, I’m Brooke. We haven’t been officially introduced, but you’re dating my ex-boyfriend and I’m sleeping with your brother. So it looks like we have a lot in common.
Wait a second, you...you don't have a bed, do you? Did you...tell me, you didn't have sex in my bed, Brooke.
I'm already washing your sheets.
Oh my god, oh, Brooke, uh!
Brooke [pointing to Peyton and Anna] They already yelled at me! What is the big deal?
The big deal is that, first of all, you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs, second of all, you had sex in my bed, and third, you ate all the brownies.
Actually, I had a couple.
That's not the point.
Haley's right. The point is that I've been deceptive. Just not so much that I lied to anyone's face. It's more about what I didn't say.
Uh! Okay, there is a big difference between a lie, and a little white lie.
Really.
Yeah.
Okay. Wait, what white lie?
Nothing.
Haley lied to Nathan!
Not exactly.
Yes you did.
About what?
Nothing.
Haley.
[To Peyton] You know what? If we're talking about bad behavior, you might wanna sit this on out.
What is that supposed to mean?
It's supposed to mean that Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.
Why? She's not the one acting like a perfect little Stepford wife.
Uh!!!
Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.
Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party. You just butted in!
Brooke, leave her alone!
Why?
[To Peyton] What are you gonna do? Snort her? Listen, I didn't throw this slumber party for you. You threw it for yourself and you know it!
Well, at least I didn't lie to my husband, about hanging out with Chris.
Whoah!
Brooke...well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick-guy.
Haley!
What!
You had sex in her bed.
Okay...
What is wrong with you! Crack-whore!
Slut!
[points to Haley] Liar.
Man, Tree Hill's got some drama.
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